Eric: "OMG! I've been blocked from Instagram! They haven't said why. Droopy do you know?"
Droopy: "Er dunno bud. Our last post wasn't that bad. Especially when you consider all the semi-naked women on my feed selling stuff."
Eric: "Instagram sucks balls anyway!"
"It's just another anodyne platform for needy, little narcissists, acting as though their lives are important! No one cares what you had for dinner Dimlows!"
Erica: "You want to know why you're banned? I reported you for that stunt you pulled. I'm a human being not a piece of meat. You can't use me for your sexual titillation!"
"Or to sell stuff.... At least not without paying me anyway."