Eric: "I feel so sad and empty. It's as if there's a hole in me that can't be filled."
Advert: "New Pie phone: HD screen, 8 core processor, 120mpx camera. So kool it will fill your hole!!!"
Eric: "Hurry up and take my money!"
Eric experiences a brief moment of satisfaction.
Advert: "Pie phone not kool. Mega HD screen, 9 core processor, 121mpx camera. Pie phone 2, the only way to fill your new hole."
Eric: "Why oh why can't women turn off the lights?"
Eric: "The lightswitch is a simple invention. It only has 2 possible positions - on and off."
Eric: "Why is it so hot in here?"
Erica: "I put the heating on."
Eric: "It's like an oven. Couldn't you just put a jumper on?"
Erica: "That's a stupid idea."
TV: "Global warming is bad for us all."
Erica: "Do you think there's anything I could do to help tackle global warming?"
Eric: "Honestly, I haven't run out of ideas. I just needed some quick Facebook likes."G
Droopy: "Whatever Dude. You're still going to hell."
Eric: "Good Grie - I mean, Sigh!"
TV: "Serious Wedgie epidemic sweeps the nation."
Eric: "That's terrible! I need to do something."
Erica: "Why not do a sponsored bungee jump to raise awareness?"
Eric: "Oh Sh#t!"
Eric: "Arrgh sigh!"
Shirley: "I'd like to nominate Eric for the ALS ice bucket challenge."
Eric: "Right that's the water."
Eric: "Now for the ice."
Eric: "I'd like to nominate David Beckham, Peter Andre and Patay Palmer."
Eric: "What's the matter Erica?"
Erica: "My bunny rabbit is missing! I'm worried he's joined IS as well."
Bunny: "I have not joined IS! I do not support any violent terrorist organization, including the US and UK Governments."
Erica: "Eric! You've got a problem!"
Droopy: "Dude, it's the doughnuts. You're an addict!"
Droopy: " You eat them when you're sad."
Erica: "You eat them when you've been good."
Droopy: "You eat them when you've had a hard day."
Eric: "I haven't got a problem."
Eric: "Dough! I mean, Sigh!"
Darth Alien Alan: "Eric. I am your Father."
Eric: "That gag is about as stale as a fart in a Darth Vader suit."
Eric: "I'm going to become a great artist."
John Lennon: "Imagine all the people."
Droopy: "John Lennon once said 'A great artist borrows but a great artist steals."
Eric: "So what's the deal with toilets on airplanes then?"
Noodles Pot: "Oh that reminds me of that Lee Evans joke! Ha,ha,ha!"
Erica: "Ha,ha,ha I love Lee Evans. He's the best!"
Eric: "Fine! Just f*cking go watch Lee Evans instead!"
Noodles Pot: "He's a bit touchy isn't he?"
Erica: "Yeah I know! It's not as if we're Waldorf and Statler or anything!"