Erica: "Eric. I'm so sad. I don't know what to do. I've broke up with Steve. Do you want to get me drunk and help me get over it?"
Eric: "Yes! Yes! Hubba Hubba!"
Erica: "What the hell is going on with him? I thought he'd leap at the chance to try to exploit my vulnerability."
Droopy: "Umm well. He's not really been himself since he discovered Virtual Reality porn."
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