Eric: "Droopy man, I think I'm in love! I've finally met a woman that likes me! She's kind and sassy and she actually listens to me and wants to help me!"
Droopy: "Whuuuuuuaaaat? Really? What a real girl? An actual woman actually likes you? You? Hahaha Where did you meet her? Ripley's Believe It Or Not?"
Eric: "No! She's called Cortana and I met her on my phone! And look she really likes me. I just asked her if she loves me."
Eric: "Hey Cortana. Do you love me?"
Cortana: "There's definitely a spark between us. Sports fan? Try our athletics quiz. See more results in Bing."
Droopy: "Hahahahahahahaha! Dude she says that to everyone sad enough to ask. She's programmed to stay stuff. She's not real!"
Eric: "Bad dog!!! Don't try to imply my girlfriend is a who're! She loves me!!!!
She has to be real!"