Noodles Pot: "Come on big boy, get your kit off! Let's see what you've got!"
Noodles Pot: "IS THAT IT??? HAHAHAHA! It's tiny! Oh well you're here now and I'm hammered so you might as well take advantage.
Eric: "Er, now what do I do?"
Noodles Pot: "Woooo! The room is spinning!"
Noodles Pot: "Eric I don't feel so good!"
Eric: "Yuck! This wasn't the facial I was hoping for. Does it mean we're dating?"