Mamma Eric: "You know what you need Eric? A nice young lady. It's about time I became a Nanna Eric. What about that Erica? Such a lovely young girl. I haven't seem her for a while. How is she?"
Eric: "Sigh! Mum!"
Mamma Eric: "Your Dad's driving me nuts! He's got a new computer, but he doesn't know how to use it. idiot!"
Eric: "Er I'll go help him."
Eric:"There you go Dad. All set up and ready to go."
Eric: "Dad! Try turning it off and on again."
Eric: " Dad its not broken! Go to the Control Panel, right click and select properties."
Eric: " Dad! It's 3 in the morning! I'll come round tomorrow!"