Eric #2 Eric and Erica

Eric: "Why oh why can't women turn off the lights?"

Eric: "The lightswitch is a simple invention. It only has 2 possible positions - on and off." 

Eric: "Why is it so hot in here?"

Erica: "I put the heating on."

Eric: "It's like an oven. Couldn't you just put a jumper on?"

Erica: "That's a stupid idea."

TV: "Global warming is bad for us all."

Erica: "Do you think there's anything I could do to help tackle global warming?"

Eric: "Sigh."