Droopy: "You know your problem Eric? You don't smile enough."
Droopy: "They say the smile you give will come back to you a hundred times."
Eric: "Sigh! Ok I'll give it a try."
Eric: "I wonder how my smile will come back to me. Essex is such a friendly place."
Dangerous Brian: "Here why's that twat smiling at me bruv?"
Dangerous Brian: "I'll knock 'is teeth out bruv. Smiley Caaaant!"