Eric: "It's not fair man. I really love her. What's Steve got that I haven't?"
Droopy: "Umm, I dunno. Maybe it's his good looks and bulging muscles? Or maybe it's something to do with his flash car, nice house and good job? He's also got, well, you know - hair. Maybe it's that?"
Eric "Yeah but he's a complete arrogant dick!"
Droopy: "Well maybe she's into bastards?"
Eric: " It's HIM!!!That idiot who draws me. He's not happy so he takes it out on me.
Droopy: "Whoa - leave it man. Let's just get drunk."